The first corpses of spring?

09 +00002013-04-30T11:03:28+00:0030 2012 § 4 Comments

The eyes say it...

The eyes say it…

Spring has come at last, having mothballed itself after a false start six weeks ago when, amazingly, the dwarf daffodils, which were already out, went into hibernation and then bloomed again after the snow had melted. The other narcissi have come late, but now they seem to be on fast-forward through their flowering; like child film-stars, their youth has been sucked straight into the adult world of make-up and seduction – and the bumblebees are falling for it. (Somewhat disturbingly, given the exceptionally long winter months that they may or may not have survived, the honey-bees have yet to appear in any numbers.)

The birds have started nesting late, but they’re now frenetically active. On the plum tree this morning, a great tit whose beak held an enormous (by bird standards) bale of sheep’s wool, waited patiently for his mate to do her nest-box honours. The sight prompted a timely reminder that the resident killer, having skulked inside since November, aside from brief forays to the soft ground behind the gas tank when it was made emphatically clear to him that ‘behind the sofa’ would not do as an alternative, is also on the stir. During the long winter months, he has amused himself by scratching at the wallpaper in the boiler-room that constitutes his principal residence (the shop-bought scratching-pad the only pristine article in there), picking at the piping on the sofa cushions when he thinks no-one is looking and terrorising the dog. (The dog weighs twenty-seven kilos and the cat less than two, so no especial outrage on behalf of the canine is necessary!)

Now sixteen, but neither arthritic nor showing any sign of lessening powers of co-ordination, the cat is at his cruellest in the spring. He is still able to climb to the top of the pergola, always home to two or three nests, and jump from it to the shed, where there is usually one more amongst the rambling roses. I cannot recall a spring when he has not brought at least one terrified chaffinch, blue-tit or blackbird into the house. Usually they are still alive and sometimes it is possible to free them – which makes his his eyes glow reddish-green with owner-hatred – but sadly they often die of fright. His repertoire of tactics is ingenious. I once entered our bedroom to find a cock house sparrow flying round, battering the walls in its frenzy to get out, while the cat crouched on the bed, waiting for it to tire. I concluded that he must have climbed out through the open window on to the outside sill and snatched it from there: a cat-burglar in reverse. He is not without moral sense and is well aware that birds are contraband creatures. He catches them furtively and tries to conceal his crime, whereas mice are slain with a fanfare and a flourish: he lays them out with ceremony upon the kitchen floor.

We’ve always kept cats. When we lived in Leeds, we had an elderly neighbour who used to phone me to tell me when she saw the then feline incumbent, whose name was Peachum, out stalking prey. If I rushed outside quickly enough, to the cat’s chagrin the bird sometimes escaped; but I’m sure that Peachum still managed to capture what he regarded as his rightful quota. As both a bird- and cat-lover, I am troubled by the ethics of this annual cull. In summers like last year’s, when spring was so early that some bird species raised three broods instead of two (we had a super-abundance of blackbirds), it might be possible to argue that the cat is just helping to maintain the balance of nature; our neighbourhood sparrowhawk, by the by, is responsible for far more small-bird deaths than any cat, having awe-inducing eye-sight, silence, stealth and speed.

I wonder whether this year the clutches will be larger, or smaller, as nature adjusts itself? I shall now do my best to restrain my otherwise charming resident killer. I shall encourage him to accept that baiting the dog provides a superior form of entertainment… if fewer corpses.

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§ 4 Responses to The first corpses of spring?

  • carol hedges says:

    It’s always a tricky balance… I love the birds and have 2 17 year old cats. Fortunately only one is a hunter and strategist, and I have frequently rescued birds form her clutches. The other does that yickering birdbirdbird noise, while adopting a crouched ‘I could catch it if I wanted to’ position by the French window. Fortunately mine are less active now….but I get very angry when they do try to catch birds. Excpet for pigeons..I’d be happy for them to catch them. Any day. Great post.

    • You have reminded me of our previous two, a brother and sister named Benedick and Beatrice. She (of course!) was the strategist and caught bird after bird. He caught none. He simply (being bigger and stronger) took them from her when he wanted. When she died, he caught his first blue tit. You may draw from this whatever you like. Thank you for stirring the memory. Lots of purrs of gratitude. 🙂

  • I share your pain, Christina! I have three cats, fortunately only one is a birder, the other two — heavier boned and less agile or possibly simply male and lazy — are mousers.

    The neighbours, dog lovers one and all, do not appreciate the bird-culling talents of Myrtle. But then I can’t help thinking that setting up a bird table next to the fence of a garden where you know three cats live is setting the bird life up as an all-you-can-eat buffet …

    • Yes, to do that does show a scant understanding of feline agility and instinct. You need a ‘nature red in tooth and claw’ sign to stir their passion further… 😉 Interesting to learn of the parallel male and female characteristics that our last two shared!
      Welcome here! 🙂

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